4 words: hood of his car
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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