i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think my moral compass just broke
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