yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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