Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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