Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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