Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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