I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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