Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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