Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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