i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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