doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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