i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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