I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
There's even glitter on my cock...
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