Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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