We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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