You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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