just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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