Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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