you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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