just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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