new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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