found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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