I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just pee around me
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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