people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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