I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
organizing the empties. That sober.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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