mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
did you just send me my own nude
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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