I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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