Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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