Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
its not stalking. its research.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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