well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
