Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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