Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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