what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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