Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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