Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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