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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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