She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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