Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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