people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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