Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
40s are totally the cure
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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