You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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