Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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