I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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