you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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