I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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