Pappa wants mamma naked
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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