i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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