At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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