absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I skipped work to stalk him.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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