i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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