god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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