I'll bet she douches with gravy.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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