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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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