Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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