Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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