Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He did a backflip because drugs
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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