I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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