I skipped work to stalk him.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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